Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
I have to help clean the living room?! What the hell?! I hate my family! Tumbler taught me more than school did!! School only measures how gay you are not how smart u are! neon genetic eva longoria is my favorite anime
GIRLS HOW DO YOU DO THE THING WHERE YOUR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND ADORABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SMILE YOUR CHEEKS GET DEFINED OR SOME SHIT AND THEY GO PUFFY AND IT’S ACTUALLY THE CUTEST THING ON THE PLANET HOW DO GIRLS DO IT I LOVE GIRLS OKAY. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.
boy be dumb like bag of potato
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au